Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because it's the first date.
Utter udder shudder.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
