Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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Because they never have any sandwiches.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
Because it's the first date.
Because they're stuck up
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
He was stumped.
Because his family had stock in the company.
The pizza can feed a family.
Nice tooth.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
to the other side.
Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
Slipknot
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
