Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

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Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...