Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Abort - Bort - Bort!

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud