How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.