Twenty-Juan
They both get jumped by Mexicans.
The bench can support a family.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Tequila Mockingbird
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.