What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Lady Godiva Jokes More Lady Godiva Jokes

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.