Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!