How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)