What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.