What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.