Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!