Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!