Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"