Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!