Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.