How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees