How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!