Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker