What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !