What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.