Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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Why do wallets make so much noise?

Because money talks.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.