What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.