Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*