What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!