What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'