How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

See Jokes More See Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.