How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

See Jokes More See Jokes

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.