Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !