Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What is something we all lost?

The Game

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!