Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.