Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.