What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

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What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.