Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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What's God's favorite guitar chord?

G sus

What is the holiest chord?

G sus

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What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Stevie Wonder Jokes More Stevie Wonder Jokes

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

offensive) Because he's black.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!