Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals