Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.