Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Perv Jokes More Perv Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.