Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu