Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.