Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Bell Prize Jokes More Bell Prize Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize