Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.