How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture