How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.