They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
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Coffee Mug
They just get hammered.
So that they can see the battle.
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
The operating system
It wanted to be a power plant.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Because windows 7 8 9
I dunno. Let's google it!
Because they can only count to 3.
Because 0 1 2
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
He was an Afghani-Stan.
They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
You get off.
Licker cabinet.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
A: She wanted to tease hair
The volleyball net.
Molestation.
