What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper?

TWOOO PLANES!!

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea