What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes More Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea