What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.