What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.