What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.