What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.