What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.