What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets