Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.