Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.