Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.