How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9...

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*