How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...