Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!