Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'