Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS