Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.