Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator