Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.