Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...