Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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It's a fugazi.

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To give the ants a chance.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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All those spikes hurt his hands

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.