How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.