Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why do we need to die?

chickens

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")