Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!