They always take things the wrong way.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
As a Canadian, this offends me.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
A gun actually does something when triggered.
