What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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it was repossessed

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches