How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure