How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!