What time is it when you sit on a pin?

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)