What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable?

Zucchini

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.