What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.