What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.