How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.