Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.