Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!